Lies, Deceit, and Stuff

Recurring Downton Abbey role as the ghost of the 6th Earl of Grantham Manage a Papal-themed food truck : Pontificiae Victus Carrus Become Acting Head coach for the New Orleans Saints Flying to US to fix that fiscal cliff thing and meet Rihanna ( Papal Crush! ) Celebrity Survivor Austria Using that Groupon for that Carnival Cruise trip of a lifetime Teach Zumba and water aerobics at the local YMCA in Rome Finally get around to upgrading that kitchen An antiquing road trip in an Souped-up RV with Danica Patrick Hooking up with on Cheryl Burke on Dancing With the Stars V Festival, Bonnaroo, Coachella, Lollapalooza, SXSW with “ Molly ” Spending time with the grandkids Puttering around the house and catching up on Modern Family Manage the Pope’s Cupcake & Coffee Hous e in Milan Touring with Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour as Replacement Drummer Work on my moves Finding out what 50 Shades of Grey is all about Part time school bus driver and crossing guard Going to Disneyland! (Pari

Saving electricity for  Mardi Gras Excessive power needed to remove   Beyonce's Spanx So  49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick could get another   tattoo King  Richard III kind of angry finding self  buried in parking lot PBS  turned it off so people would watch   Downton Abbey Louisiana  Voodoo , Curses , and  Gris-Gris Beyonce  flashed the Illuminati Sign signaling New World Order To give the 49ers something to think about New Orleans just ran out of electricity  Saints Coach Sean Payton Gets Payback After Suspension So CBS could run a few more commercials So Oreo could tweet the instant ad: You can still dunk in the dark Some nonesense about  substations and wires