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Abbottabad House for Sale!

Abbottabad House for Sale. Perfect for the fundamentalist extremist in the family, this spacious yet severely private complex sports a three-story home, a cozy guest cottage, and lots of room for the kids or goats to run around behind bomb-proof 15 foot high walls. Secluded and safe, this concrete block Arts and Crafts beauty can be a perfect hide-away or a cool summer home to help you escape the heat. Bring your hammer and saw because this lady is a fixer-upper! A handyman’s dream!
 
The Area. The bucolic city of Abbottabad is bounded at all four sides by the Sarban hills, from which you can see breathtaking views of the region and city. The Karakoram Highway, which runs through Abbottabad traces one of the paths of the ancient Silk Road, now called Highway N35. Abbottabad is home to the Pakistan Military Academy, so there’s that. There are complexes for cricket, hockey, squash, and militant training. The city provides easy access to the Tarbela Ghazi Air Base, used by the CIA for to conduct drone strikes in Waziristan. Whether tourist, resident, CIA, or terrorist, “Abbottabad Ain’t Bad!”

The Compound. Security and privacy, this compound has it all! Everything is safely tucked within massive high privacy walls to keep those kids, chicken, or goats either in or out as is your preference. Whimsically decorated with barbed wire, the compound evokes a posh penitentiary feel that suggests, “I really like my privacy.” Within this 1-acre complex stand two watchtowers to help you keep an eye on things. The former owners installed security cameras and a handy trash-burning area. A second wife’s delight.
 
The Main House. Three floors, 7 bedrooms, and a full bathroom with running water, there’s enough space for a large joint family. The home has great feng sui. As you enter the first floor, you will be greeted by a light-filled atrium and quite possibly an armed guard. Natural light flows down from above, in part because of recent bullet and blast holes. The Great Room is perfect for entertaining guests and the previous owner installed built-in cabinets for AK-47s that open with a remote control. The Great Room flows into a gourmet kitchen perfect for families with 15 to 20 children and multiple wives. Bedrooms are located on the second and third floors, as is a hookah room and a home office, used by the previous owner as a Command, Control, and Intelligence Center.

• Sold as-is
• Off Karakoram Highway
• Gammi Adda Bus Stop
• Near Military Training Academy
• Near militant training camps
• Bullet holes circulate air
• Barbecue/trash pit
• Sauna (when raining)
• Goats and chickens convey
• Lots of history!

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