President Obama's Reasons for Getting All Airstrikey on Libya

That Charlie Sheen thing was making me crack.
What can a Tomahawk cruise missile do? Let's find out.
Oil.
It’s Springtime! Cherry blossoms! B-2s! F-15! F-16!
The Arab League asked the UN Security Council to do it.
Manifest destiny, dude.
We had this Operation Odyssey Dawn Website and, ….
That whole brutal dictator murdering his own people thing.
US national security interests: Primo beaches!
Getting jiggy with the Obama Doctrine.
يجعلني أشعر أنها جميلة.

Rejected Names for Operation Odyssey Dawn

Operation Odyssey Mid-Afternoon
Operation Kia Sedona
Operation Rock the Kasbah
Operation Libyian Oil Reserves
Operation Insane Clown Posse
Operation Lego Deathstar (my son's favorite)
Operation Truffle Junkie Upchuck
Operation Hammer Time!
Operation Hey, Let's Invade Another Arab Country!
Operation No Fly/No Service
Operation Mission Creep
Operation What the Hell Were We Thinking?
Operation Manifest Destiny
Operation Hey, I Have an Idea
Operation What Mustard Gas?
Operation Let's Go Libya!
Operation  Al-Qaeda Hallucinatory Nescafe Conspiracy Soiree
Where in the World is Matt Lauer Charlie Sheen?


Oh, by the way: Odyssey: (1) A long series of wanderings or adventures, usually marked by changes of fortune, (2) An intellectual or spiritual wandering or quest, (3) An epic poem attributed to Homer recounting the long wanderings of Odysseus. Odyssey, really?