Why the Al and Tipper Gore Split Seems Boring

Lacks an Eliot Spitzer prostitution ring 

No John Edwards adultery + chemo thang

Lacks Heather Mills temper tantrums 

That whole Gulf of Mexico thing
Global warming: lost that loving feeling?
Lacks the James McGreevey "whoops I'm gay" thing
Gore marriage more believable than Clinton "marriage"
Lacks the Mel Gibson anti-semitic rants 

Makes Iran-Contra affair seem like a real affair

Lacks Governor Mark Sanford's whining
No divorce by Twitter ala Jim Carrey
Lacks the bizarre touches of a Mike Tyson
No A-Rod affair with Madonna
Lacks the obvious adultery of Rudy Giuliani
Just to ask: What was Lisa Marie thinking?
Lacks the Whitney Houston-Bobby Brown drama