Charlie Sheen & Muammar Gaddafi Quotes: Conceptual Framework

Charlie Sheen	Muammar Gadaffi	Conceptual Framework
I have a different constitution, a different brain, a different heart. I got tiger blood man.	There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.	Ridiculous and easily proven to be untrue
Im Not Bipolar. Im Bi-winning.	Democracy means permanent rule! There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.	Actually false but maybe he believes it
If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh...this terrestrial realm.	I am not such a dictator that I would shut down Facebook. I’ll merely imprison anyone who logs in to it.	The exhilaration of improbable potentialities
We are high priest assassin warlocks.	Were it not for electricity, we would have to watch television in the dark.	Contemplative reflection and brainstorming
I have cleansed myself, I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself.	I have not yet ordered the use of force, not yet ordered one bullet to be fired. When I do, everything will burn.	Lying
I'm sorry man I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.	I am like the Queen of England.	The wish for magical powers
If you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and y our children will weep over your exploded body.	Protest however you want, but do not go onto the streets and squares!	Vicious recrimination and warnings
I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering.	They love me. All my people with me. They love me all.	Spitballing, wishing, and believing one’s own spin
Ambien. Hello. Ambien. Hello. The devil's aspirin.	They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe.	Cautionary product placement
I’m an F-18 bro.	Moammar Gadhafi is one of you.	Mystical and trippy yet dubious
You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, ‘Look, you've got to get into rehab. You have to shut it down. You're going to die.’	The invasion of Iraq was not justified because Saddam had already abandoned weapons of mass destruction.	That is actually true

What Charlie Sheen Meant: Misquoting Lord Tennyson, a lot

Charlie Sheen meant well. He simply misquoted Alfred Lord Tennyson. A lot. But, things happen. Everything's different since 9/11. 

What Charlie said: “Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

What he meant to say: “If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever.” 

What Charlie said: “You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'Dude, can’t handle it. Unplug this bastard.’”

What Charlie meant: “"Better not be at all than not be noble."

What Charlie said: “I’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

What Charlie meant: “Who are wise in love, love most, say least.”

What Charlie said: “I’m going to hang out with these two smoooooking hotties and fly privately around the world.”

What Charlie meant: “Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”

What Charlie said: “Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.”

What Charlie meant: “Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.”

What Charlie said: “It boils and it fuels you. It boils in a state that would eclipse a microwave.”

What Charlie meant: “Theirs is not to reason why, theirs is but to do and die.”

What Charlie said: “I’m an F-18 bro.”

What Charlie meant: “I’m an F-18 bro.”

What Charlie said: “My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.”

What Charlie meant:  “A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.”

What Charlie said: “I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.”

What Charlie meant: “To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.”

What Charlie said: “Most of the time- and this includes naps- I’m an F-18.”

What Charlie meant: “Nor is it wiser to weep a true occasion lost, but trim our sails, and let old bygones be.”

What Charlie said: “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen.”

What Charlie meant: “I am a part of all that I have met.”

What Charlie said: “I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them. Because that’s how I roll.”

What Charlie meant: “I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them. Because that’s how I roll.”