Charlie Sheen
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Muammar Gadaffi |
Conceptual Framework |
I have a different constitution, a different brain, a different heart. I got tiger blood man. | There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet. | Ridiculous and easily proven to be untrue |
Im Not Bipolar. Im Bi-winning.
| Democracy means permanent rule! There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet. | Actually false but maybe he believes it |
If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh...this terrestrial realm. | I am not such a dictator that I would shut down Facebook. I’ll merely imprison anyone who logs in to it. | The exhilaration of improbable potentialities |
We are high priest assassin warlocks.
| Were it not for electricity, we would have to watch television in the dark.
| Contemplative reflection and brainstorming |
I have cleansed myself, I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself. | I have not yet ordered the use of force, not yet ordered one bullet to be fired. When I do, everything will burn. | Lying |
I'm sorry man I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.
| I am like the Queen of England. | The wish for magical powers |
If you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and y our children will weep over your exploded body. | Protest however you want, but do not go onto the streets and squares! | Vicious recrimination and warnings |
I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering.
| They love me. All my people with me. They love me all. | Spitballing, wishing, and believing one’s own spin |
Ambien. Hello. Ambien. Hello. The devil's aspirin. | They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe. | Cautionary product placement |
I’m an F-18 bro. | Moammar Gadhafi is one of you.
| Mystical and trippy yet dubious
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You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, ‘Look, you've got to get into rehab. You have to shut it down. You're going to die.’
| The invasion of Iraq was not justified because Saddam had already abandoned weapons of mass destruction. | That is actually true |
