Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Democratic Convention Schedule



6:05 PM - Gabby Douglas Does Backflip and Sings Star Spangled Banner

6:15 PM - Bloopers and Outtakes: Joe Biden Goes Wild!
6:30 PM - John Edwards and Anthony Weiner Live From Bar Across Street
6:45 PM - Intoxicated Glenn Beck Mistakenly Hits On Rahm Emanuel
7:00 PM - Obama Tribute Video: Neither Muslim Nor Mormon: What Am I? 

7:30 PM - Joe Biden Opens Mouth and Everyone Gets Really Nervous
7:45 PM - Emotional Joe Lieberman Wants Back In
8:00 PM - Al Green. Really? Dang.
8:15 PM - Nancy Pelosi: I'm Better Off Than Four Years Ago

8:30 PM - Cowboys vs. Giants Kickoff 
8:45 PM - Barbara Mikulski: Broad's Shoulders and Lipstick Ladies
9:15 PM - Cowboys vs. Giants Update
10:15 PM - Geraldo Rivera Still Looking for Tampa Convention Center
10:30 PM - Cowboys vs. Giants Update
10:45 PM - President Bill Clinton Keynote Address
11:00 PM - Cowboys vs. Giants Wrapup
11:00 PM - President Bill Clinton Meets Dallas Cheerleaders
11:15 PM - President Clinton Brings Cheerleaders to Gentlemen's Club 

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