Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Rejected Names for the Omicron COVID-19 Variant

 


  • Omicron Prime: The Destroyer of Megatron
  • Cuarentena de Quinceañera
  • Omega Psi Phi
  • Variante Ennui-sur-Blasé 
  • Jeffrey Epstein-Rosanne Barr Virus
  • Rivian Variant
  • Variant B.1.1.529
  • Cerulean Blue Flu
  • De Viris Mundi Ad Finem
  • The Travel Ban Variant
  • Variante de Geraldo Rivera
  • Long-Haul Mixmaster
  • 不是中国病毒
  • The Mandalorian
  • The January 6 Super Spreader
  • Kinda Like the Flu or the Cold
  • Blink-182 

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

A Few Other Things that Andrew Cuomo Might Consider Quitting

 










Annoying subscription to CNN Breaking News

Jezebel news feed on Flipboard

Guest appearance on White Lotus as love interest to Jennifer Coolidge

The upcoming Albany Law School reunion 

Joining Girls Night Out at TGI Fridays

9 to 5 from Netflix favorites list

The New York Pontiac GTO Auto Club

Fourth term gubernatorial election

2021 International Cosplay Day NYC 

Doing or saying what he’s thinking

Sunday Mass

 

A Few Things Former New York Governor Cuomo Might Consider

Update LinkedIn Page and add “Open to Work” banner

Find password for old Tinder account

Update resume without asking Executive Assistant

Monthly recurring donations to TIME’s UP

Get a WeWork account after leaving the Governor’s Mansion

Ask New York Governor Kathy Hochul very nicely for a job reference

Sunday Mass








Rejected Names for the Omicron COVID-19 Variant

  Omicron Prime: The Destroyer of Megatron Cuarentena de Quinceañera Omega Psi Phi Variante Ennui-sur-Blasé  Jeffrey Epstein-Rosanne Barr Vi...