Iraqi shoe-thrower to throw the first shoe as the surge begins
Countrywide "Camels for Clunkers Program" begins
Surge largely paid for by sponsors Pepsi, KFC, and Toyota
Tiger Woods to lead tank and mechanized infantry battalion
The entire surge to be carbon neutral
Uninvited Visits by Tareq and Michaele Salahi
Sri Lankan Army force surges from 10 to 15 troops
Netflix pop-up ads to be banned in Afghanistan
Tourism Department: free hookah pipes for the first 100 post-war visitors
Taliban to be warned about Santa's Naughty or Nice List
New reality TV show: Is That My Goat?
Tea Bag protesters invited to Afghanistan to find something real to protest
Dick Cheney to say something horribly ridiculous every couple of weeks
Turns out that some of those Taliban caves are pretty cool
Bush to mount massive "My Bad" campaign
War to be decided by arm wrestling contest with Secretaries of State from the US, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and the Governor of Louisiana
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