A Few More Things that God Presumably Told Presidential Candidate Rick Perry the Other Day

• Um, Rick. I did not issue a Divine Calling for you to run for the US President. If I make a Divine Calling, you'll know. Ask Anthony Weiner.
• Michelle Bachman's migrane headaches? Yeah. Now that's Me.
• Rick, stop invoking My name about natural disasters. They are: Natural disasters.
• Rick, about your hair: Cut, Cap, and Balance, dude.
• You wondered "Is Michelle Bachman's husband an anti-gay gay?" "Is Glenn Beck berzerk?" Duh.
• Tim Pawlenty should worry less about Bachman's migranes and more his upcoming anyeurism.
• Michelle Bachman: Hates Government Health Care and Gays but has Gay husband and Government Doctor.
• Neither Sean Hannity nor Bill O'Reilly will join Me in heaven. Brit Hume is a "Maybe."
• Pawlenty ripping Bachman's record of achievement is fun, right? Just say thanks.
• I see another bus in Sarah Palin's future.
• Even I don't understand why people who say Government is the problem want to get a job in the Government.What's that about?