Thursday, October 15, 2009

Groups and Individuals who should be Low Priority to Receive the H1N1 (Swine Flu) Vaccine

People who talk during movies at the theater
That guy on that show
Married couples who look like each other
Men with comb-overs
People with more than one hyphen in their name
First responders who are often tardy and late
Caregivers of stuffed animals between the ages of 6 to 9
People who walk too slowly in crowded malls
Chiropractors (since they don’t believe in vaccines)
People who wheeze on a good day
People who have too many cats
Individuals who are currently deceased
People who cut you off and then wave
Pharmacists who refuse to dispense birth control pills
Parents who let their kids make a mess at restaurants
People who claim obesity is a charming lifestyle choice
People who live with and speak with mannequins
That guy who somehow got pregnant
Insurance company executives
People who finish your sentences
People who talk too loudly on their cell phones
People who leave their trash cans on the curb too long
Republicans and spitters