Liabilities, Copyright, and Junk

Liabilities
The information herein should be used to supplement your knowledge, if any. The author is not responsible or liable to any person or entity for any loss of damage caused, or alleged to have been caused, directly or indirectly by the information or ideas referenced or suggested herein. He is largely irresponsible and at large.

Warranties
The author makes no warranties, express or implied, with respect to the document, or any part thereof. Why would he?  

Authorship
The statements and opinions expressed herein are those of the author except for the stuff that is misleading, inaccurate, or inappropriate. That was written by someone else. Or stolen.

Accuracy
The author made a half-hearted attempt to ensure that the information provided herein has the “look and feel” of accuracy and authority. Accuracy, should it occur, is accidental, incidental, and unintentional. The author assumes no responsibilities for errors of omission, commission, premonition, remission, or superstition.
 
Copyright
The information herein is protected by the laws governing nature, gravity, and voodoo. You may memorize much of it for personal, noncommercial use. You may not tell anyone else about the document. You may not make paper hats or origami with it. Use it only for good, never for harm.

You Poor Thing
If, at any time, you find the information herein offensive or inappropriate, or upsets your tender sensibilities, please stop reading. And get therapy. 

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