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A Short List of People Who I Really Hope Are Not Revealed to Have Engaged in Sexual Harassment or Other Horrid Behaviors Because I'm Starting to Run Out of Famous People I Respect (Updated Regularly)

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Alec Baldwin Tavis Smiley Where in the world is Matt Lauer? Charlie Rose Jeffrey Tambor Dustin Hoffman **** Al Franken Tom Sizemore Tom Hanks Richard Dreyfuss Morgan Freeman Ben Affleck Jane Lynch Dave Grohl Channing Tatum  ** Hank Azaria Louis C.K. Ryan Gosling George Clooney Johnny Depp James Franco Emma Thompson Kumail Nanjiani‏ Kevin Spacey Bradley Cooper Maya Angelou  Colin Powell Jeremy Piven Steve Jobs* Bill Gates*** Clint Eastwood Bill Murray Sanjay Gupta Jimmy Carter Muhammad Ali* Michelle Dockery Adam Sandler Warren Buffett Matt Lauer Tina Fey James Earl Jones Moby * Deceased ** For shattering CP's crush celeb image *** I meant Steve Jobs. Bill Gates is not yet deceased.
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The Trump Administration: Highlights from Next Month or so In the Future White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer gradually realizes the metaphysical, existential, and epistemological impossibility of continuing to carry out this, the most impressive job of his life, with a straight face. No emoji can adequately describe his despair. Suddenly, the imaginary Death Panels that were purposefully used as scare tactics against the Affordable Care Act now seem like plausible options for White House interns who dreamed of being White House interns during their high school and college years but have now sunk into Level Six depressions. Alt Right Muslim Travel Ban situation gets confusing after the alt rock Muslim Travel Band does a Southern tour with Korn and Green Day. Tickets available at ticketmaster.com.  Due to clerical error by Betsy DeVos, trans fats now banned from public elementary, middle, and high school bathrooms, which is good. Meanwhile, trans kids pee in special Bet