More Things Tiger Woods Should Apologize For
Using my putter to make an urgent point during rush hour For not keeping my head down and my left arm straight Trying to hit on the sex addiction treatment counselor Going through the 10-Items Or Less Line with 12 items That thing I said to that lady the other day. My bad. Not giving Accenture a heads up about my massive infidelities Being a total Sarah Silverman freak Making fun of Carrie Prejean (but it's so easy!) For mixing up the names of all my mistresses For losing my mojo Taking advice from Charlie Sheen Not hooking up with the ladies from the LPGA For not being a Saints Fan when it mattered Being kind of into that Octomom lady For naming my son Charlie Axel For getting caught