Saturday, December 3, 2011

A Few Other Things Being Suspended at the Herman and Gloria Cain Household

Not going to sleep mad
The use of pet names
Herman's Hotmail account
That Groupon for the Inside CNN Studio Tour for Two
The Atlanta Federal Credit Union joint checking account
Peace and quiet
Conjugal visits
That trip to Aruba
Dinner conversation
Dinner 
That other cell phone
The Netflix three disks at a time subscription
WomenForCain.com
Christmas

Friday, December 2, 2011

A Few Things Flying Through the Room While Mr. and Mrs. Cain Discuss his 13-Year "Friendship" with and Payments to Ginger White

A half-empty bottle of Chateau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac 1996
One Sergio Rossi Platform Pump from Nordstrom
Their entire set of Cece Winans albums
All copies of his book My Journey to the White House
Several pots. Numerous pans.
Many Atlanta Braves tickets
The entire Oneida Satin Garnet 65-Piece Flatware Set Service for 12
An autographed photo of Sean Hannity
Looks that could kill
Several cell phones
That photo of their 43rd wedding anniversary taken earlier this year
A plaque from WomenForCain.com
A piece of the quartz countertop from Atlanta Kitchen, Inc.