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Mim's Handy Guide to the Odd and Unusual 2013 US Presidential Inauguration Schedule Events and Balls

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07:30 The First Response® Wiccan Prayer to the Moon , Sun, and Jumbotrons 08:00 Breakfast and Parade of  Washington DC Food and Cupcake Trucks 09:00 Wake up with Jimmy Eat World and Rage Against the Machine 09:45 The General Atomics Predator Drone Surveillance Photograph Swarm 09:50 National Salute to the Jumbotron Information Technology Specialists  09:55 Moment of Silence by Insane Clown Posse , Mel Gibson, and Jody Foster 10:00 Silence Broken by all-girl Led Zeppelin Cover Band Lez Zeppelin 10:40 National Moment of Reflection About Hippies in the Reflection Pool 10:45 The Bud Light 2013 Presidential Inauguration Air Guitar Competition  11:00 Yahoo Presents Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen 11:45 The Viagra UFC Octagon Cage Mixed Martial Arts Competition 11:50 The Vice President Biden Poetry Slam and Yo Momma Insult Competition 12:00 Ben’s Chili Bowl Chili Eating Competition and Half-Smoke Smoke-Off 12:30 Lunch (on your own) Food Trucks! 12:45 Doritos 2013