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Odd, Unusual, and Imaginary Groupon Deals

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Half off for last year’s flu vaccine $100 Borders gift certificate $300 for a week-long George W. Bush Wilderness Adventure Camp $150 to tell your wife that yes, that outfit does makes her look fat $7 for somebody to taste that green stuff for you at that Indian place $ 30 for a half-hour in a hot tub with Donald Rumsfeld Half off for an official Donald Trump comb-over lesson Half off for all-expense-paid one-week vacation in Tripoli, Libya $20 to to tell your neighbor to take their garbage can from the curb Half off history lessons by Michele Bachmann and Sara Palin $35 to sit at table next to Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner arguing $7 for seven cases of Gluten Free Cheddar Cheese Curls $40 for avocado facial treatment at the new Dick Cheney Spa! Half off (!) for transgender reassignment surgery   $45 to watch Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin mud wrestle Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert while Charlie Sheen becomes intensely intoxicated and looks for "my tilapia," Tim Pawlenty ge