Lies, Deceit, and Stuff

Industrial steampunk Goth Girls > 40 years old Single adult men who still live in their mom's basement Primary caregivers of more than 10 gerbils Fareed Zakaria Conspiracy theorists People who sweat too much Drama queens Pseudoscientists People who pick their nose at work Men with unicorn tattoos Vampires Road kill removers Emo bands  Amateur creation scientists Yuppie scum People who call suicide prevention just for fun People who stuff their pets People who claim to be saved but lie, cheat, and backstab Portable toilet cleaners People with armpit tattoos Mall Santas Sarah Palin

"I don't want the H1N1 vaccine. I just like hanging out in line." "Across the street, they got H1N1 vaccine mixed with ecstasy (MDMA). It's trippy." "This is a line for the flu vaccine? Darn. I thought it was a line for the new Michael Jackson film." "Kinda feels like we're at Disney World. But more needles and less rides." "Say man, you want some H1N1 vaccine that’ll knock your socks off?" "I got some bird flu vaccine from a few years ago. I think it's still good." "Is this the line for 10 items or less?" "I guess the iPhone doesn’t have an app for that." "Is this the line for people who have completed Form H1N1 for their visa application?" "Hey, is that Michelle Obama?" "That’s so H1N1." "I don't know nothing about no queue. This here is a line, bro."