Hypothetical Activities by 80-Year-Old Jimi Hendrix If He Were Still Alive
Investment Manager, Stone Free Hedge Fund
Still despondent over cancellation of ER and Arrested Development
Losing to grandkids on Wii Mario Kart
Recurring role on Law and Order as Seymour "Puffy" Stockton
Vice President, Guitar Hero Division, MTV Networks
Frustrated Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor for Sly Stone and Rip Torn
Rogaine hair loss product spokesman
Motivational speaker for the Dude, Don't Drop Out! program
Touring with Weezer and Blink-182
Not worried about that whole Fiscal Cliff thang
Undersecretary of Agriculture for Weed and Weed Sustainability
Recovering from hip replacement surgery
Arguing with contractor about renovation delays for Electric Lady Studios
Kicking back a cold one with both Bill and George Clinton
Cashing his Social Security Check
Still ignoring Beck's "friend" request on Facebook
Watching reruns of Modern Family and My Name is Earl
Professor Emeritus, Museum Studies, Cornell University
Chair of the AARP Committee on Psychedelics and Hallucinogens
Tearing down the house at Superbowl Halftime
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