Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Odd, Unusual, False, and Imaginary Reasons why the Electricity Went Out During the Superbowl


Saving electricity for Mardi Gras
Excessive power needed to remove Beyonce's Spanx
So 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick could get another tattoo
King Richard III kind of angry finding self buried in parking lot
PBS turned it off so people would watch Downton Abbey
Louisiana Voodoo, Curses, and Gris-Gris
Beyonce flashed the Illuminati Sign signaling New World Order
To give the 49ers something to think about
New Orleans just ran out of electricity 
Saints Coach Sean Payton Gets Payback After Suspension
So CBS could run a few more commercials
So Oreo could tweet the instant ad: You can still dunk in the dark
Some nonesense about substations and wires