Thursday, June 2, 2011

A Few Questions That I Would Like To Ask Osama Bin Laden's Wives

Hi ladies! Can I just call you all all Ms. bin Laden?
Or do you guys have a numbering system?
So you are 3 of bin Laden’s 5 wives. What’s up with that?
Nice burqa. Who are you wearing today?
Say, nice place! Whose your decorator?
I knew a Verna and Al Qaeda from Toronto. Any relation?
So tell me, what’s HE REALLY like?
Did he have cute pet names for you guys?
Sorry to ask but what in the world were you thinking?
So, which one of you is the cute wife?
Finish sentence: The best part about being Ms. bin Laden is....
When they make the movie, who do you want to play you?
Do you know John Edwards by any chance?
So seriously, what in the world were you thinking?
I always wondered, does Al Qaeda have an HR department?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sorry, trick question.
So what's next for Ms. bin Laden? You go first.
Finish sentence: If I had to do it all over again, I would....
Did you guys check out Lady Gaga's new album yet? 

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