What Do Mormons Believe?


Most Mormons believe that Oprah Winfrey is awesome.
Many Mormons believe that Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles.
All Mormons believe that this video from OK Go is ridiculously amazing.
Mormons tend to believe that marriage is pretty darn important.
Mormons generally believe that the 2011 Porsche 911 Cabriolet is a sweet ride.
Most Mormons think that Drone Predator virus thing needs to be attended to.
Mormons largely believe that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
More Mormons trust/trusted Wilfred Brimley more than Glenn Beck.
Mormons do not believe that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Does not work.
Most Mormons not San Diego Chargers’ fans adored 49er quarterback Steve Young.
Several Mormons believe that Maroon 5 totally rocks.
Many Mormons believe that the Osmond Brothers were better than the Allman Brothers.

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