Thursday, November 3, 2011

Some Other Things That Herman Cain Suddenly Just Remembered

Clarence Thomas told me that this might happen.
Oh yeah. Now I remember doing that thing with that lady that time.
I remember drinking heavily and then allegations. No connection.
I remember the tattoo but not why I got it or who "Hazel" is. 
I don't remember what I did, but I remember that I didn't do it.
I remember the Titans.
I remembered to get the milk but not the dry cleaning.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. --- Mark Twain

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