Odd, Unusual, and Strange Supreme Court Announcements About the Affordable Care Act

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The Supreme Court ruled that well, The Supreme Court Rules.
Chief Justice Roberts was the swing voter but not in the way you think.
Death Panels are back! Canadian health system jealous it didn’t think of it.
The American people now have an individual mandate to rock.
Zombiecare not covered since they are technically deceased.
The fine for not purchasing health insurance: 5 hours of Fox News.
The Affordable Care Act is off the hizzle fo shizzle my fizzle.
The Constitution’s Commerce Clause: Nothing to do with Santa Claus.
Dude, you should so get some of that health care.
Dramatic Medicaid expansion not as dramatic as Newt Gingrich expansion.
Health benefit payouts will be managed by the Hard Rock Casino in Biloxi, MS.
If you are an adult age 26 living with your parents, dude, really? Time to go.
You may be entitled to coverage of preventive services that include weed.
If you have preexisting conditions, well that really sucks for you.
If your employer does not provide insurance, don’t get sick.
National high-risk insurance pool will close for 15 minutes after lightening.

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