A Short List of People Who I Really Hope Are Not Revealed to Have Engaged in Sexual Harassment or Other Horrid Behaviors Because I'm Starting to Run Out of Famous People I Respect (Updated Regularly)

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Alec Baldwin
Tavis Smiley
Where in the world is Matt Lauer?
Charlie Rose
Jeffrey Tambor
Dustin Hoffman****
Al Franken
Tom Sizemore
Tom Hanks
Richard Dreyfuss
Morgan Freeman
Ben Affleck
Jane Lynch
Dave Grohl
Channing Tatum **
Hank Azaria
Louis C.K.
Ryan Gosling
George Clooney
Johnny Depp
James Franco
Emma Thompson
Kumail Nanjiani‏
Kevin Spacey
Bradley Cooper
Maya Angelou 
Colin Powell
Jeremy Piven
Steve Jobs*
Bill Gates***
Clint Eastwood
Bill Murray
Sanjay Gupta
Jimmy Carter
Muhammad Ali*
Michelle Dockery
Adam Sandler
Warren Buffett
Matt Lauer
Tina Fey
James Earl Jones
Moby

* Deceased
** For shattering CP's crush celeb image
*** I meant Steve Jobs. Bill Gates is not yet deceased.

Comments

Christopher Weiss said…
Hank Azaria voices Apu on the Simpsons. Problematic?
November 11, 2017 at 11:47 AM
Brett W. McCoy said…
Since when is Bill Gates deceased?
November 11, 2017 at 12:15 PM
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