A Few Other Things that Andrew Cuomo Might Consider Quitting

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Annoying subscription to CNN Breaking News

Jezebel news feed on Flipboard

Guest appearance on White Lotus as love interest to Jennifer Coolidge

The upcoming Albany Law School reunion 

Joining Girls Night Out at TGI Fridays

9 to 5 from Netflix favorites list

The New York Pontiac GTO Auto Club

Fourth term gubernatorial election

2021 International Cosplay Day NYC 

Doing or saying what he’s thinking

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A Few Things Former New York Governor Cuomo Might Consider

Update LinkedIn Page and add “Open to Work” banner

Find password for old Tinder account

Update resume without asking Executive Assistant

Monthly recurring donations to TIME’s UP

Get a WeWork account after leaving the Governor’s Mansion

Ask New York Governor Kathy Hochul very nicely for a job reference

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