President Obama's Reasons for Getting All Airstrikey on Libya

That Charlie Sheen thing was making me crack.
What can a Tomahawk cruise missile do? Let's find out.
Oil.
It’s Springtime! Cherry blossoms! B-2s! F-15! F-16!
The Arab League asked the UN Security Council to do it.
Manifest destiny, dude.
We had this Operation Odyssey Dawn Website and, ….
That whole brutal dictator murdering his own people thing.
US national security interests: Primo beaches!
Getting jiggy with the Obama Doctrine.
يجعلني أشعر أنها جميلة.